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Acoustic Research Department - Call Library

THE MASTER
FEEDING CALL INDEX

Every documented call, paired with the phrase that captures it. Deliberately complete. Uncomfortably familiar.
CALLS ON FILE: ...  YOURS IS IN HERE: STATISTICALLY, YES

Library Note

A capture phrase is not a comeback and it is never said AT someone else. Every phrase below is written in first person because that is the only direction the weapon fires. Reading someone else their capture phrase feeds a Blamethrower. Reading yourself yours kills whatever you were feeding.